NellMinow's Review of The Longest Ride

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I don’t mind (much) that they are so rigidly formulaic. Every one of them centers on (1) water, (2) letters, and (3) somebody dying. All genre films follow some sort of formula, and we buy tickets because we want to see what we expect to see. image: http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/moviemom/files/2015/04/longest-ride-300x230.jpg Copyright 2014 Twentieth Century Fox Copyright 2014 Twentieth Century Fox I don’t mind (much) the paper-thin characters and corny dialog. I don’t mind the preposterous plot turns. Much. Or the soft-focus romp on the beach and the cinematography that looks like the camera lens was dipped in honey. And okay, yes, I had to pull out my handkerchief. Here’s what I do mind: the unrelenting generic blandness of “The Longest Ride.” And what I really mind: the unrelenting length of “The Longest Ride,” which makes its title unfortunately apt.
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Okfor ages12+