When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
Release Date: June 29, 2012
Runtime: 1 hr 46 min
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Producer: Seth MacFarlane, John Jacobs, Scott Stuber, Jonathan Mone, Jason Clark
Cast: Tom Skerritt, Bill Smitrovich, Mark Wahlberg, Patrick Stewart, Sam Jones, Patrick Warburton, Giovanni Ribisi, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Laura Vandervoort, Sam Jones, John Viener, Jessica Barth, Ralph Garman, Matt Walsh, Joel McHale, Norah Jones, Aedin Mincks, Brett Manley(less)
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While extremely profane and vulgar in language, the movie is a laugh-fest from beginning to end. The movie plays to the Family Guy type of absurdity and unexpected flights of insanity and if that's your cup of tea, then this is the flick. There's little in the way of violence and while suggestive in verbiage, it's not terribly graphic in the way of sexuality. However, its language is as vulgar and profane as they come.July 7th, 2012 · Details
Unnecessarily crude.July 10th, 2012 · Details
If crude humor is your cup of tea, then this movie is for you. I laughed all the way through it. This movie is not for children don't be fooled by the cute and cuddly teddy bear.July 18th, 2012 · Details
Oh Ted.. this movie is crude, rude and totally not for children. This movie has its funny moments, however I thought it would be funnier. There was points where I was bored with it. Its a good movie to watch when you are in a stupid movie kind of mood. Foul language, drugs and sexual content. Crude humor indeed.February 8th, 2013 · Details